Suggested complaints for Jack:

"Mr Heath, your liberal misuse of statistics makes me sick to my stomach and the surrounding abdominal organs. Those that aren't made up are misleading. (Your statistics, not my organs.) Are you so wrapped up in fiction that no truth can penetrate the coccoon?"

"I read The Lab / Remote Control / Money Run, and didn't enjoy it one bit. Now I'd like to know how you plan to compensate me for my time."

^{"Your tiny fonts are bad for my eyesight."}

"As a rally car driver / heavy artillery technician / mother / geneticist / massive nerd, I happen to know that your description of the Bugatti Veyron's gearbox / Abrams tank / childbirth / basement DNA splicing / episode 17 of Battlestar Galactica was woefully innacurate. I can only hope future editions will be corrected, or, if this is impossible, pulped."

"A website? What the hell, man? You said we were going to the movies!"

"I looked it up - turns out there's no such company as ChaoSonic. Given that it's central to the plot of The Lab, Remote Control and Third Transmission, I can only assume those books were totally made up."

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